McCain/Bryant ‘08
John McCain shocked the world today when he announced that his Vice Presidential pick would be … Anita Bryant! I thought Bryant was dead, but it turns out that she moved to Alaska and is going by the name Sarah “the moose killer” Palin.
Bryant/Palin is an anti-gay, ex beauty queen and working mom who’s a real conservative Republican. We know she’s a real conservative Republican because she likes to shoot animals and she mispronounces the word nuclear. Yep, the same way George Bush mispronounces the word nuclear. Nook-U-Lur. She’s also a woman who believes that women can’t be trusted to make important decisions about their own bodies and the size of their families! Five kids? Wow. She’s a fertile Catholic and unlike McCain, she’s not going to die really, really soon and probably won’t tell many rape jokes. It’s a dream team which should set the women’s movement back a hundred years right after she debates Joe Biden. Thanks John.
A day without Sarah Palin is like a day without sunshine. Unless of course, you’re a moose.
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