Why I Would (Still) Consider Sex With Joe Biden!
OBAMA/BIDEN ‘08! And now … a post from the past. November 16th, 2007. Go Joe!
Hillary was back on her game last night. She’s clearly smart, prepared, tough, well-rehearsed, competent and capable. I liked the tweed jacket and even wondered for a moment where she got it and how much it set her back. Good jacket. Like me, and unlike everyone else in the world, she has actually gotten better looking with age. She’s originally from Chicago, so I wish she would not try to sound Southern when speaking to groups in the South. More specifically, I wish she would not try to sound black southern when speaking to black groups in the South. It’s just awful, but I plan to send a note to her campaign office, so I’m sure it will stop. If she wins the Democratic nomination, I will happily support her.
Barack Obama seems like a great guy. Smart, thoughtful and inspiring (when not debating). I like his wife, Michelle. Good wife. Obama’s 40 Days of Faith Tour is upsetting on many levels, not the least of which is the “ex-gay”, Donnie McClurkin insanity. If he wins the Democratic nomination, I will support him and pray for better debate performances and an end to Faith based tours and Donnie McClurkin.
John Edwards is smart, progressive, right about campaign finance and health care, and unlike Hillary and me, cannot get better looking. Good genes. His wife Elizabeth should be running. She is clearly as smart as her husband but talks like a human, doesn’t do that weird thumb gesture when making a point and I’ve never heard her say “god bless you”, with her head tipped to one side like a dog, when talking to old people and soldiers. I wish Elizabeth Edwards were running for President, but I would support her husband.
As soon as you watch this video clip, I will talk about why I would consider having sex with Joe Biden.
Joe Biden is funny. Joe Biden says things like “listen man”, when talking to other candidates during a debate. Joe Biden went off on Rudy Giuliani which was the most entertaining and memorable thing I’ve ever seen in any political debate. I believed him when he said, “I’m looking forward to running against Rudy Giuliani”. Who wouldn’t look forward to that? It would be hilarious.
Joe Biden talks like a human and he doesn’t do the weird “thumbs up” hand gestures. He never seems rehearsed. He never says “god bless you” or tips his head like a dog. He never talks about his faith. Did I mention, he never talks about his faith? He smiles. He’s smart. He’s experienced. He’s roguishly handsome. He doesn’t walk with Jesus. Joe Biden has a sense of humor.
The down side? His health care initiative needs work and like all the other candidates, he needs some help on gay rights issues. I would consider having sex with Joe Biden and if that happens, I promise I will talk to him about health care and gay marriage.
True, I am a lesbian. True, I will probably never meet Joe Biden. True, Joe Biden is married to a smart and attractive woman. True, I am very happily involved with a smart and attractive woman. True, the sex might not be great, but it probably wouldn’t be bad. Here’s my point. Funny, smart and roguishly handsome just doesn’t come along very often, in either gender. Who am I to let sexual preference get in the way of what would clearly be a love match? As long as there is a plentiful supply of red wine and an electrical outlet, Joe Biden and I could make sweet love. Or at least, successful love (for me). For him the incentive would be that “lesbian fantasy” thing, plus I’m not really interested in sustained, monotonous, straight intercourse, which at his age (65), would have to be a relief.
So, while the rest of the country is deciding which Presidential candidate they would like to have a beer with, I can tell you that for me, there is only one candidate I would consider having sex with. Joe Biden. I’m sorry Hillary, but you’re just not funny.
Bill Richardson, Chris Dodd and Dennis Kucinich are also running for President.
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