Politically Correct Humor
From David Letterman
“Earlier tonight, how many of you saw the Republican presidential debate? How many of you? That’s right. There are 10 Republicans who want to be president of the United States. Did you see them? I mean, they look like guys waiting to tee off at a restricted country club.”
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Like HGTV … Only Different!
My apologies for the delay in posting! I am easily distracted by huge real estate purchases and small tiny objects in my yard. I need a response from YOU, the reader (if you’re still reading). Should I buy a huge old stone mansion and turn it into a Gay … excuse me … a “straight-friendly” […]
Read More..>>What Kelly Pickler And I Didn’t Know
I had to read a New York Times article entitled “Are Americans Hostile To Knowledge“, to find out that Kellie Picker from “American Idol”, was on the TV show “Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader?”. Great. I didn’t know about Kellie Pickler and Kellie Pickler didn’t know that France was a […]
Read More..>>The Secret “Gay” Agenda Exposed … Again!
CHRISTIAN NEWS HEADLINES…
News Flash
NEW!! Unmasking The “Gay” Agenda
The “gay agenda” is a concerted effort to remove from society all traditional notions of sexual morality and replace them with the post-modern concept of sexual relativism. 2/13/2008
By Matt Barber (pictured left)
The Concerned Church Ladies For America (and […]
Gum, Cellphones and a Village of Hope
As part of my penance for being a “mocker of hope”, I am officially volunteering to work for Barack Obama’s election in November. Unless someone comes out with photos of him selling crack to minors at a gay Mosque in Harlem, Obama will be the Democratic nominee. I tuned in late last night and caught […]
Read More..>>The Audacity of McCain
I’ve already admitted this, but the whole “audacity of hope” thing is just a bit too optimistic for me. I know, I know, it excites the youngsters. They haven’t yet been crushed by the realities of the world or seen their dreams die like a bad actor in a B movie.
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Ted Haggard’s Premature Evacuation
“Haggard exits restoration process early”
I know it’s not quite as hilarious as Larry Craig’s “Thank you all for coming out today” opening line, but it is hilarious.
THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
February 8, 2008 - 6:09AM
New Life Church said Tuesday that former pastor Ted Haggard has prematurely ended a “spiritual restoration” process begun when he was fired […]
Mitt, We Hardly Knew Ye.
Heartbreaking news! According to MSNBC, Mitt Romney is dropping his bid for President of Change. Mitt has scheduled a press conference following, or during, or after his speech tonight at the annual Conservative Political Action Conference in Washington. According to Romney insiders, the Governor will then meet with Log Cabin Republicans for breakfast at […]
Read More..>>God’s Wrath On The South
Republicans in West Virginia, Tennessee, Alabama, Georgia and Arkansas all voted for former Arkansas Governor and evangelical pastor, Mike “bible constitution” Huckabee last night. In related news …
Twisters kill at least 47 in four Southern states
Rescuers sifting through rubble for survivors; at least 24 dead in Tenn.
I’m not saying it was God’s wrath, I’m just […]
Endorsements and End World Prophesy
I was doing my regular check of biblical “End World” prophesies this morning just because I like to know how much time I have before the Rapture. Yes, there are a few things I’d like to tie up. Same old Feast of the Trumpet stuff … crashing financial markets, Tsunamis, African continent splitting, Israel […]
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