Political Astrology
I’ve exhausted myself going back and forth on Clinton and Obama. Obama and Clinton. Neither was my first choice, but here we are. I love Obama’s youthful quality and his ability to bring people together. His appeal to independent voters and his dance moves on Ellen. The experience question bothers me a bit and in […]
Read More..>>The L Word Fantasy Challenge? I Accept!
I am not a 14 to 34 year old heterosexual male, so I’m not part of the target demographic for the Showtime “Comedy/Fantasy” series The L Word. Still, I’ve seen the show and am willing to take up the challenge! Before I predict the future, I’m going to cover what I’ve learned from […]
Read More..>>Warning: Florida Short On Bigots and Homophobes!
This just in from the Concerned Church Women of America (and that fat-necked guy, Matt Barber who hangs out with them)!
There is an urgent situation in Florida that needs your attention. The Florida Marriage Protection Amendment is in danger of not making it on the November ballot. An “audit” by the Florida Division of […]
Wake McCain! He Won Some White Votes!
I understand, because I can read, that a larger smattering of white guys voted for white guy John McCain in South Carolina than voted for other white guy candidates in South Carolina. The newspapers didn’t mention white guys voting for McCain, it’s just something I deduced from the headlines about Hillary Clinton winning Nevada because […]
Read More..>>Mike Huckabee … Blast From The Past!
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In case anyone out there is confused about the meaning and symbolism of the confederate flag, let me clear it up for you. I can speak on this subject because I was born and raised in the south. I grew up in the […]
It’s The Bestiality, Stupid!
“I think the radical view is to say that we’re going to change the definition of marriage so that it can mean two men, two women, a man and three women, a man and a child, a man and animal.” Mike Huckabee
Just when I thought race and gender issues would suck all the air […]
Read More..>>Are Republicans Racist Or Just Really Unfunny?
The Place: National Western Stock Show’s annual Citizen of the West banquet.
The Award Recipient: University of Colorado President Hank Brown.
The “joke” teller: Greeley “bidnessman” William R. Farr.
The “JOKE”: “I have a telegram from the White House.” (comedic pause) “They’re going to have to change the name of that building if Obama’s elected.”
The offended: […]
Gambling On Politics.
I went to Las Vegas for three days, which I do not recommend if you are flying from the east coast, as it involves approximately 10 to 12 hours of flying time. Much as I enjoy the humor and song stylings of Southwest Airlines flight attendants, that’s too much time in the air. On […]
Read More..>>Why We Should Thank Hillary Clinton.
I know all the reasons progressive voters shouldn’t like Hillary Clinton.
She voted for the war.
She voted to fund the war.
She voted for a ridiculous resolution that called the Iranian Revolutionary Guard a terrorist organization.
She’s so yesterday.
She cackles, er … laughs.
She cries.
She pretends to cry.
She’s uppity.
She reminds you of your mother (not in a good way)
She […]
John McCain: Agent of Urgent Change
It’s hard to compete with Mike Huckabee if you’re a Republican Presidential candidate like John McCain. He can’t be more Jesus-ish than Huckabee. He can’t have a less impressive educational background than Huckabee. He can’t believe less in evolution than the Huckster. He can’t compete with Two-Buck Huck’s “dirt poor” upbringing. What would he […]
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